The Challenge

The challenge has been laid down and I have accepted it.

Apparently, my friend and fellow blogger Kathy http://adventuresofpippip.wordpress.com/ is under the impression that she can beat me at golf. I know that in a past article I wrote at length about what a horrible golfer I am, but I want to make one thing clear. As horrible as I am at golf I can definitely beat a girl. That’s right, I said it. I’ll even say it again.

AS HORRIBLE AS I AM AT GOLF, I CAN DEFINITELY BEAT A GIRL!

Kathy had the idea that we could golf against each other and each write our own versions of the day’s outcome on our separate blogs. On the surface, that sounds like a fun idea. But, what I interpret the underlying meaning to be is that she read my article, figured that I’d be easy pickings, and presented this challenge to me in an attempt to humiliate me on her blog. I’ve got news for you Kathy – it’s not gonna happen. And do you know why?

Because you’re a girl

Unless you’ve had years and years of training (and I don’t recall you being on the golf team in high school), or have even taken a few lessons from Annika Sorenstam, you will not and can not beat me. I am a man and by default, the smarter and more athletic person in this contest. It’s scientific fact. And I don’t want any of you feminazis barking (yeah, I said barking) at me about this either. I don’t make the scientific laws, I just abide by them. It’s a man’s world baby!

I am so confident in my ability to beat you, that I am willing to place a wager on this. Anything that you or any of our readers suggests is up for discussion. Anything. So, if you think you’re so bad that you can take me on, let’s place a friendly bet on it.

Next Friday 7/9 is the date, Kathy. Elmwood is the golf course. I would like to suggest a tee time of 8:00 am, but being a girl, there’s no way in hell than you can get your beauty rest, wake up, pretty up your face, do your required household chores, and still make it to the course by then. So, I’ll give in and set a tee time of 9:00. Does that sound good or are you going to need more time to pick out an outfit?

Let me know.

It shouldn't take much longer than 3 hours to complete this so you should be back home to finish any vacuuming or dusting that you didn't get completed prior to going out. We could have chosen an 18 hole course, but then I'd be forced to kick your butt for about 5-6 hours, and quite frankly, I have more important things to do.

It’s on girlie!!!