Top Eleven Ways to Drive Your Woman Wild in Bed

1) Be Chris Hemsworth

2) Be Channing Tatum

3) Be Bradley Cooper

4) Be George Clooney

5) Be Brad Pitt

6) Be Adam Levine

7) Be Johnny Depp

8) Be David Beckham

9) Be Ryan Gosling

10) Be Joel McHale (yes, I included you. I know you're reading!!! )

11) Be accepting of the fact that you look like none of these men and grateful that your woman still wants to sleep with you regardless.

Disclaimer: While I am aware that these men do possess certain attractive qualities, I am by no means attracted TO them. I got these names from various websites naming these along with others that I did not recognize. The picture selection, however, was all mine and 99.5% heterosexual.