I have no idea why, it just entered my head. Enjoy!
Here's the video to the "original" so you can follow along :)
Lady Gaga: Pokerface courtesy of Youtube
Yum yum yum mah
Yum yum yum mah
I wanna eat it like they do in Italy
Twirl it on a spoon there’ll be no knives in it for me (I’m hungry)
Basil, parmesano, and tomatoes - what a start
And once you add the pasta you’re the one who’s won my heart
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
Then serve it hot, show me what you’ve got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
Serve it real hot, show me what you’ve got
Can't clean my,
Can't clean my,
No you can’t clean my spaghetti face
(You’ve got some on your cheek there)
Can't clean my,
Can't clean my
No you can’t clean my spaghetti face
(Red sauce is ever-y-where)
Spa-pa-pa-ghetti face, spa-pa-ghetti face
(Yum yum yum mah)
Spa-pa-pa-ghetti face, spa-pa-ghetti face
(Yum yum yum mah)
I wanna eat it on a plate and topped with cheese
On a boat and with a goat Sam I Am let me be (Seuss Reference)
A zesty sauce is not the same without onion
And if the sauce has meat if it’s not thick it isn’t fun, (sounds dirty)
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
Please serve it hot, and give me a lot
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
I'll get so hot, show you what I've got (what?)
Can't clean my,
Can't clean my,
No you can’t clean my spaghetti face
(You’ve got some on your cheek there)
Can't clean my,
Can't clean my
No you can’t clean my spaghetti face
(Red sauce is ever-y-where)
Spa-pa-pa-ghetti face, spa-pa-ghetti face
(Yum yum yum mah)
Spa-pa-pa-ghetti face, spa-pa-ghetti face
(Yum yum yum mah)
I won't tell you that I don’t use
little Ragu
And I’ll eat all of my meatballs
I'm not lying I’ll keep eatin' til my heart-stops-beating
Just like that dude named Kobayahsi
His hot dogs are my spaghetti
Well I promise this, promise this
Take a bite cause it's marvelous
Can't clean my,
Can't clean my,
No you can’t clean my spaghetti face
(It’s dribbling down your shirt now)
Can't clean my,
Can't clean my
No you can’t clean my spaghetti face
(How’d you get it in your eyebrow?)
Can't clean my,
Can't clean my,
No you can’t clean my spaghetti face
(You are under it’s power)
Can't clean my,
Can't clean my
No you can’t clean my spaghetti face
(Screw the napkin – take a shower)
Spa-pa-pa-ghetti face, spa-pa-ghetti face
(Yum yum yum mah)
Spa-pa-pa-ghetti face, spa-pa-ghetti face
(Yum yum yum mah)
Spa-pa-pa-ghetti face, spa-pa-ghetti face
(Yum yum yum mah)
Spa-pa-pa-ghetti face, spa-pa-ghetti face
(Yum yum yum mah)
