Scotty Hop's Blog Shots

I’m going to be honest here – I have zero inspiration to write today. I want to write, but I have nothing to talk about and no stories that have recently popped up in my mind. I was thinking about doing some more randumb thoughts, but I don’t even have enough of those to waste your time with.

Instead, I’ve decided to invent a drinking game out of my blogs. Here are the rules:

1) For every grammatical or spelling error, you must take one shot. For assistance in this, please contact Mr. Chris Reed who would like to take a red pen to all of my blogs and edit the living hell out of them.

2) For every joke that isn’t funny, you must take one shot

3) For every joke that you don’t get because I’m smarter than you, you must take one shot

4) For every time I insult the intelligence of my readers, you must take one shot

5) For every fact that I make up out of the clear blue sky, you must take one shot

6) For the .7% of my readers that are based out of Antarctica, you must take two shots for every blog you read (just to keep you warm)

7) For every time you feed my fish, you must take one shot.

8) For those who don’t know that #7 means, you must take one shot.

9) For every time I mention my cat-like reflexes, you must take one shot

10) For every pop culture reference I make that is inaccurate and you can prove it, you must do one shot for taking this shit too seriously.

11) For every shot that you take, you must send me $1 as I am a poor man who is saving up to go to the Chicago Cubs fantasy baseball camp in 2016 (40th birthday present to myself). So far, I’m up to $3.86. Baby steps…


I realize that this game will more than likely prevent most of you from being able to read this during your lunch hour or on break (because I’m sure that that’s the only time you would be goofing around on the computer during the workday, right?), but I’m willing to take that risk. Your liver may not thank you, but your local liquor distributors will be delighted.

On, I almost forgot rule #12

12) For every time that you laugh or at least crack smile from one of these stupid blogs and you do NOT pass it on to someone else, you must take one shot. Smiles are contagious. Not as contagious or dangerous as herpes because smiles can’t be in a dormant phase and be passed to someone with no clue that the originator had it in the first place, but they are contagious nonetheless. Please, share them (the smiles and blogs – not the herpes) with anyone that you think would enjoy them.

Additionally, I’m still waiting on any and all of my readers to send me pictures to write stories on. They can be pictures of you, me, or any weird, wild, or random thing that you may find on the internet. The crazier the better. I can’t say that the accompanying story will be anything but inaccurate, but the process amuses me and, let’s face it, I only write these for my own amusement anyway.

Thanks for reading

Now take a shot